[whispers] thalia as the daughter of jupiter
[talks a bit louder] thalia and jason clinging to each other as they try to fall asleep at the wolf house
[talks normally] thalia as praetor who everyone’s scared of and jason as the sweet little kid in the fifth cohort who everyone loves
[yells] baby jaSON GOES ON HIS FIRST QUEST AND THALIA SITS AT HOME STRESSING
[RIPS MY SHIRT OFF] jason and reyna defeat krios and become the new praetors and thALIA STEPS DOWN AND GOES TO COLLEGE
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore